You know that awesome scene from the “Opposite Day” episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob, posing as Squidward and trying to sell his Tiki house, tells the realtor, “The roof leaks… the floor creaks… there’s a wild man-eating clam in the backyard!”? Well, that’s pretty much how things have been with my house on Seward Place lately… it began with the discovery of a ninth housemate a few weeks ago: a little mouse, followed by the explosion of our upstairs toilet and its accompanying water bubble on our ceiling (and a giant puddle right outside the door to my room), and finally our most recent tragedies: the terrible malfunction of our washing machine and the discovery that a dangerous number of support beams in our basement are simply lying on the floor. Maybe that’s why the floor is slanted… Oh, and the foundation is crumbling! We may not have a man-eating clam in the backyard (in fact, one of Union’s maintenance workers lives behind us, conveniently!), but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was our next housing horror!
About The Author
My name is Catherine Elizabeth Ziac (Cat, for short) and I am a senior at Union College in Schenectady, NY. When I'm not studying for my major in economics or my minor in Russian, you can find me skimming through catalogs, playing the flute, fishing, online window shopping, chatting with my sisters (my twin, Julia, studying physics at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, CA, or my little sister Maddy, currently a senior in high school), or out and about in good old Schenectady with my wonderful Union friends! I love pink nails, long showers, office supplies, and going to the public library. I spend too much time looking at blogs and skimming the WSJ online, but I still believe in the merits of a hand-written letter. I am always in the mood for yogurt and granola and am never without a piece of gum. I usually answer "blue" when asked my favorite color, but I know in my heart that it's always been and always will be garnet!