The College is not planning an IMAX theater. Dan West will not
succeed himself as the next VP for College Relations. And the Seward lot will be paved, not
converted to a reflecting pool for quiet meditation.
Stories on those topics and others were part of a “limited edition” Chronicle
in honor of April 1.
If you'd like a copy of the “news that never was” send us an e-mail here
in Communications at caseyc@union.edu.
And that bit about a computer virus called Dutch? Never mind.